“Best perimenopause humor book ever! A great ride for those who are sweaty, tired and out of estrogen. The author has successfully turned a lemon time-of-life into funny lemonade!ˮ
—Jane Condon, professional comedian & winner of Ladies of Laughter Contest
COMING FEBRUARY 2026
About the Book
A book that reads like a conversation with your favorite hilarious, forthright friend, this laugh-out-loud romp perfectly depicts life during perimenopause. Christy Heitger-Ewing’s witty, candid, personal style is well-suited to deliver news of how this obscure phase of life commandeers a woman’s mind, body, energy, and personality. Christy also dives into discussions on friendships, fashion, regrets, reputations, authenticity, apathy, sex, and stepping outside of one’s comfort zone. You’ll feel seen, heard, and understood as you laugh so hard you pee your pants.
About Christy
Christy Heitger-Ewing is an author, avid runner, and animal lover, who has a passion for sharing stories that prompt laughter, healing, and hope. An award-winning writer from Indiana, she has published more than 3,000 magazine articles, contributed to 28 anthologies, and has more than 7,000 pictures of her cats stored on her phone.
Praise for Why Did I Walk into This Room?
Risky and Risqué
“Risky and risqué, Christy Heitger-Ewing’s hilariously honest, personal, informed, and wise book is sharply shameless. Heitger-Ewing’s unflinching approach to everything women have been told not to discuss in public makes her confrontation of issues ranging from sex, anxiety, chin-hairs, and self-compassion essential.”
—Dr. Gina Barreca, author of They Used to Call Me Snow White, But I Drifted and Gina School
A great ride...
“Best perimenopause humor book ever! A great ride for those who are sweaty, tired and out of estrogen. The author has successfully turned a lemon time-of-life into funny lemonade!”
—Jane Condon, comedian & winner of Ladies of Laughter Contest
drop-dead hilarious
“Christy Heitger-Ewing’s book Why Did I Walk into This Room? is drop-dead hilarious. She writes about everything we talk about with our BFFs, splaying taboos in her uniquely amusing way. This is a book for every single one of us.”
—Wendy Liebman, comedian & semi-finalist on America’s Got Talent
a gifted storyteller
“Christy Heitger-Ewing is such a gifted storyteller and hysterically funny to boot. This book is like having a wildly funny best friend walk you through the rollercoaster ride that is perimenopause. Finally, someone talks about this stage of life with honesty, humor, and heart. You will feel seen, supported and slightly less crazy!”
—Leah Bush, Austin, TX
authentic and hilarious
“Christy Heitger-Ewing authentically and hilariously shares her perimenopause experiences and makes you feel like her girlfriend. While reading this book, I repeatedly found myself nodding my head and laughing at her relatable stories. This book could easily become the next best comedy special!”
—Sarah Wolff, Costa Mesa, CA
I laughed my ass off while nodding the whole way through.
“Why Did I Walk into This Room? is all about the raw and ridiculous truths surrounding perimenopause. I laughed my ass off while nodding the whole way through. Reading this book felt like grabbing coffee (or wine) with my funniest, most honest friend. This book is comforting and downright hysterical!”
Jen Feiner, Bloomington, IN
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I’m a seasoned writer with 3,000+ published magazine articles and 28 book anthologies to my credit. I’ve also written for universities, businesses, organizations, schools, and Chambers of Commerce. I’ve taught writing workshops, written a magazine column, edited books, judged writing competitions, and performed stand-up comedy. I enjoy writing, speaking, and all things communication, so if you’re looking to hire a writer, editor, or keynote speaker, I’d love to work with you!
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